When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
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I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.